| Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!! | Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum :-) | Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye. - |
| college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ... | zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA. | Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain... |
| Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. | Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! | Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. |
| Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. | Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey | Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
| Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi | " Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge " | " Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi " |
| " Akash ke taron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitaara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamaara " | " Dil jo dooba aash-ke-gam aankh me machal gaye, Ek chirag kya bujha saun chirag jal gaye, Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi, Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye " | shab bhar nahi sotay hain teri yaad main aksar be taab se rehte hain teri yaad main aksar be dard zamaane ka bhana bnaa ker hum toot k rotay hain teri yaad main aksar |